Posts by insi7196

I Must Face Him, Alone!

Meh. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Who are you, my warranty?! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Leela’s gonna kill me. You, a bobsleder!? […]

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Symmetry: A Palindromic Film

You hit me with a cricket bat. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. You’ve swallowed a planet! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good […]

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This is a Self Hosted Audio Post. Nice!

I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart […]

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Surfing in North Miami

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. Red Five standing by. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. She […]

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Merry Go Round

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I have a dark side, too. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one […]

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Reaching The Moon

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me […]

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