I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. Red Five standing by. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. She […]
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Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I have a dark side, too. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me
Bender, quit destroying the universe! What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. That’s not soon enough! Robot 1-X, save my friends!
